So I get back from a 6 month tour of duty in a stinky, crusty locale that has intermittent electrical service but no internet service; and I log onto Sluggabohn’s: You and what Army? only to find a parade of insults and defamatory postings by a bunch of tramps who can’t get a man and have to settle for dogs! (Or maybe they just prefer dogs, either way - i’m not judging them.)

ANYWHO! They rant and rave about how loveable their ‘fellas’ are and call me uneducated, racist, pedophile, and a few other choice epithets.

Well, how can I respond? Other than:

BWAH HAHAH!!  OH. MY. GOD. YOU LOSERS! GET A LIFE!

They also called me Honky, white-trash (these were sometimes included in the same postings that called me a racist) {hypocrite, much?}.

Several of them made specific insults about my appearance, which was kind of disturbing because my photo is nowhere on my page and I started thinking that maybe they were trying to track me down, or something. Normally that wouldn’t bother me, but after all, these are the type of violent trash-people and “gangstas” who own the worlds deadliest and most evil domesticated animal: The Pitbull.

But after rereading several of the poorly written rants, I realized that they saw the photo caption at the top of my page and thought that it was my own photo.

Now, i’m not a religious man but- JEEZUS KRISTO!! You “ho’s” are fucking stupid!

Hey, what is the deal with American prostitutes? Either they are 62 year-old grandmas, or they they look frighteningly similar to 1970’s Marvel Comics turned TV show characters!

Anyway, apparently these two lookers (the two on the right) were arrested for exchanging sex for money. [I'm not sure if the charge was prostitution or torture.]

Now, I have said before that laws against prostitution are stupid, archaic, and sexist and I stand by that - but I would expect that standards should play into the equation SOMEWHERE. I’ve spent most of the last several years overseas, and the “Special Ladies” (as they are often called around here) are worlds above every woman I see in the American press picked up for solicitation. This is confusing to me because I know that there are plenty of incredibly hot women in the U.S.!

I dont’ know. Maybe i’m just reading the wrong newspapers?

2 Women Nabbed In Prostitution Bust

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Apparently David Paulina, 42, of Clymer, PA (a driver for Pepsi) decided he didn’t like something about Robert Koscho, 48, of Ebensburg, PA (a driver for Coca-Cola) and they got into a grumbling and insult match while putting out their respective displays at a Wal-Mart in White Township, PA.

So about the time they both left, Paulina calls Koscho over then cold-cocks him three or four times breaking Koscho’s nose and giving him a black eye.

thepittsburghchannel.com reports:

A Coca-Cola representative told WTAE Channel 4 Action News that the fight started over shelf space in the aisles of the store.

Shelf position is very important for product sales, and the competition for prime space can be fierce, according to Gary Baum, who owns Cook’s Market in Greensburg.

“Most places have to pay premium prices for each linear foot of shelf space, especially when you get to the frozen food, beverages, cigarette companies,” Baum said.

Although Pepsi did fire Paulina (claiming they don’t tolerate violence), I think it is obvious that Pepsi makes you a bad person and everyone should switch to Coca-Cola.

Cola Wars Get Physical As Pepsi Worker Attacks Coke Employee

tags:Pepsi,Coke,Coca,Cola,attack,fight

Okay, let me start by saying that I understand that the Harry Potter series is the intellectual property of J.K. Rowling, and she has the right to protect it. Now, with that being said:

What a greedy, money-hungry, penny-pinching, dog-faced witch!

“Oh! Boo-hoo! I only made $1.5 BILLION off the first 6 books!” (I have not been able to find what she made off the seventh book and the movies.) “I can barely pay my rent! I think I will sue some poor ass Indians for $50,000 so I can buy a new pair of shoes!”

I hope this bitch gets face cancer and her dog bites her.

Yahoo! News reports on the AFP story:

“Rowling and her publishers Bloomsbury are seeking two million rupees (50,000 dollars) from the organisers constructing an elaborate castle from canvas and papier mache in Kolkata for the upcoming Durga Puja festival, court officials said.”

The festival organising secretary, Santunu Biswas, said his team would go ahead with the preparations for the four-day festivities, eastern India’s most celebrated annual religious carnival.

“What we are building is not a violation of copyright act anywhere in the world because it’s a religious festival and has nothing to do with money-making,” Biswas told AFP.

Another organiser, Robin Mukherjee, said he was stunned.

“The summons came at a time when the marquee is almost ready and we don’t know what to do now as we cannot afford to pay the fine,” the visibly angry official added.

“It’s just a theme …We have also modelled the Titanic and no-one sued us,” he said.

I hate people like her.

Rowling sues Indian festival for building replica of Hogwarts Castle

tags:Harry Potter,JK Rowling,India,lawsuit,religious,Hogwart Castle