Archive for September, 2007
Iran says CIA is ‘terrorist’ agency
From alJazeera.net:
“Iran’s parliament has approved a nonbinding resolution to label the CIA and the US army as “terrorist organisations”.”
Oh give me a freakin’ break. You know, I can actually sympathize with some of the complaints that Iran has with the CIA and others. But this ‘resolution’ is reminiscent of a 9-year-olds insult come-back “No I’m not, you are!”
And what exactly is Ahmadinejad going to do if it is ratified into Iranian law? Are they going to freeze CIA assets? Will they apply travel restrictions on US Army personnel?
al-Jazeera goes on to say:
“The (Iranian) government is expected to remain silent over the parliament resolution and wait for US reaction before making its decision.”
Well what the hell do you think the US reaction will be? Condoleeza Rice or a White House spokesperson will come out and say something like “accusations from a state sponsor of terrorism don’t carry much weight in world opinion” or “statements like these are just another example of Iran trying to divert world attention away from their funding and arming of terrorists in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Lebanon.”
What a bunch of jack-asses.
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I was almost right, it was National Security Council spokesman Gordon Johndroe and his exact words were that he declined to comment:
“on non-binding resolutions passed by parliaments in countries with dubious records on human rights, democracy and that are state sponsors of terror.”
The story from IRNA (Iranian state controlled news agency)
Iran’s parliament votes to label CIA, U.S. Army ‘terrorist’ groups
Iran says CIA is ‘terrorist’ agency
1 comment September 30, 2007
Mexican President Felipe Calderon criticises US border plans
OR: What’s Good For el Ganso
Is Not Good For el Gander.
Why is it that Mexican presidents and politicians scream racism and prejudice when the U.S. tries to prevent illegal Mexicans from crossing the border, but they protect their borders from their other neighbors with twice the zeal and diligence?
Mexico anger over US border fence
Mexico criticises US border plans
tags:Mexico,Felipe Calderon,U.S.,borders,illegal immigration
Add comment September 29, 2007
Psycho Ninja Woman Attacks “Illegal Spics”
The nutjob you see pictured here is Amanda Jane Darling Harris (or AJDH) of Eagle, Colorado.
She is accused by Eagle Police of chasing a group of 9 to 15 year old children while wielding a 18-inch samurai sword on September 20th, and has been held until posting a $3,500 bond today.
Apparently she was unhappy with the fact that the “illegal spics” (as she reportedly called them) were playing in the parking lot of the Villa Apartments. The children told police that she called them ”little fu*king wetbacks” and told them to get back to their own country. Because of these terms of endearment, AJDH will be charged with ethnic intimidation along with her suspicion of menacing, use of a deadly weapon, misdemeanor third-degree assault with a weapon and harassment charges.
“According to the police report, the teens said Harris yelled at the children, “If you’re scared, then you’re guilty.” That is when they said she chased them with the sword.
One boy said Harris grabbed him and held the sword to his throat, telling him he “needed to stop causing her problems.”
A girl told police that Harris chased and grabbed her and threatened to cut off her ponytail.”
Ahhh… here we go. Aren’t you glad you read to the end? Harris is employed by Pooh Corner Preschool in Minturn, Colo., according to the arrest report. A spokeswoman for the preschool said she couldn’t comment on Harris’ current employment status.
Police: Woman Chases Kids With Samurai Sword
tags:amanda harris,amanda jane darling harris,eagle, colorado,sword,illegal spics,children,pooh corner
4 comments September 29, 2007
Use A Toilet Or Go To Jail
OR: Up Sh*t Creek Without A Paddle
Police in the Eastern Uganda district of Tororo are arresting villagers who do not have toilets for their homes. District authorities are trying to discourage people from the common practice of defecating in bushes, and said that the “toilet defaulters” would be released in exchange for an agreement to dig a pit latrine within one week.
From Tororo District Chairman Emmanuel Osuna:
“It’s lamentable that while the Americans and the Europeans are visiting the moon and are about to reach the sun, in this part of Africa I am busy hunting for people who claim they don’t have the time and the technology for making simple pit latrines.”
I’m not sure why District Chairman Osuna believes that Americans and Europeans are about to reach the sun, but…whatever…
During a wednesday raid in Osukuru, 50 homes were found to have no toilets; however forty of the disgusting bastards escaped by swimming across the river to Kenya or by climbing nearby high rocks. (Apparently the police are forbidden to chase people onto high rocks.)
Okay, that’s just nasty. Dig a damn hole, for god’s sake. It’s bad enough that you have to be told to do it, then threatened with jail, but OMFG! is it really worth running away and swimming to another country!!
1 comment September 28, 2007
