Posts filed under 'WTF'
The Incredible Hulks “Lou Ferrigno” Arrested for Prostitution?
Hey, what is the deal with American prostitutes? Either they are 62 year-old grandmas, or they they look frighteningly similar to 1970’s Marvel Comics turned TV show characters!
Anyway, apparently these two lookers (the two on the right) were arrested for exchanging sex for money. [I'm not sure if the charge was prostitution or torture.]
Now, I have said before that laws against prostitution are stupid, archaic, and sexist and I stand by that – but I would expect that standards should play into the equation SOMEWHERE. I’ve spent most of the last several years overseas, and the “Special Ladies” (as they are often called around here) are worlds above every woman I see in the American press picked up for solicitation. This is confusing to me because I know that there are plenty of incredibly hot women in the U.S.!
I dont’ know. Maybe i’m just reading the wrong newspapers?
2 Women Nabbed In Prostitution Bust
tags:Lou Ferrigno,Danielle Ellis,Brandi Miller,prostitutes,Incredible Hulk,Indianapolis,Indiana
1 comment October 17, 2007
Pepsi Employee Attacks Coca-Cola Employee
Apparently David Paulina, 42, of Clymer, PA (a driver for Pepsi) decided he didn’t like something about Robert Koscho, 48, of Ebensburg, PA (a driver for Coca-Cola) and they got into a grumbling and insult match while putting out their respective displays at a Wal-Mart in White Township, PA.
So about the time they both left, Paulina calls Koscho over then cold-cocks him three or four times breaking Koscho’s nose and giving him a black eye.
thepittsburghchannel.com reports:
A Coca-Cola representative told WTAE Channel 4 Action News that the fight started over shelf space in the aisles of the store.
Shelf position is very important for product sales, and the competition for prime space can be fierce, according to Gary Baum, who owns Cook’s Market in Greensburg.
“Most places have to pay premium prices for each linear foot of shelf space, especially when you get to the frozen food, beverages, cigarette companies,” Baum said.
Although Pepsi did fire Paulina (claiming they don’t tolerate violence), I think it is obvious that Pepsi makes you a bad person and everyone should switch to Coca-Cola.
Cola Wars Get Physical As Pepsi Worker Attacks Coke Employee
7 comments October 14, 2007
Harry Potter Author “J.K. Rowling” Sues Indian Festival
Okay, let me start by saying that I understand that the Harry Potter series is the intellectual property of J.K. Rowling, and she has the right to protect it. Now, with that being said:
What a greedy, money-hungry, penny-pinching, dog-faced witch!
“Oh! Boo-hoo! I only made $1.5 BILLION off the first 6 books!” (I have not been able to find what she made off the seventh book and the movies.) “I can barely pay my rent! I think I will sue some poor ass Indians for $50,000 so I can buy a new pair of shoes!”
I hope this bitch gets face cancer and her dog bites her.
Yahoo! News reports on the AFP story:
“Rowling and her publishers Bloomsbury are seeking two million rupees (50,000 dollars) from the organisers constructing an elaborate castle from canvas and papier mache in Kolkata for the upcoming Durga Puja festival, court officials said.”
The festival organising secretary, Santunu Biswas, said his team would go ahead with the preparations for the four-day festivities, eastern India’s most celebrated annual religious carnival.
“What we are building is not a violation of copyright act anywhere in the world because it’s a religious festival and has nothing to do with money-making,” Biswas told AFP.
Another organiser, Robin Mukherjee, said he was stunned.
“The summons came at a time when the marquee is almost ready and we don’t know what to do now as we cannot afford to pay the fine,” the visibly angry official added.
“It’s just a theme …We have also modelled the Titanic and no-one sued us,” he said.
I hate people like her.
Rowling sues Indian festival for building replica of Hogwarts Castle
tags:Harry Potter,JK Rowling,India,lawsuit,religious,Hogwart Castle
9 comments October 14, 2007
Cop Drops Lawsuit Against Family of Brain-Damaged Tot
Here are the new developments in the story I brought to you yesterday entitled: “Slimebag Cop Sues Family of Brain-Damaged Tot”
Apparently Sgt. Eichhorn has come to her sensed and is dropping the charges. For this, I commend her and will no longer refer to her as “Satan’s Whore”.
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Officer Drops Suit, Placed On Leave
Woman Broke Knee After Slipping On Puddle
CASSELBERRY, Fla. — A police sergeant on Thursday dropped her lawsuit against a family that was filed after she slipped and fell at their home during a 911 call, and she was placed on leave by the Casselberry Police Department.
Sgt. Andrea Eichhorn, a 12-year department veteran, was removed from duty with pay while the department reviews the incident.
A 1-year-old boy, Joey Cosmillo, nearly drowned Jan. 9, and there was water on the floor at the home of the boy’s family. Eichhorn slid, broke her knee and missed two months of work. She said the boy’s family is guilty of negligence.
Eichhorn’s attorney, David Heil, sent a fax to Local 6 News that stated Eichhorn said it was in the best interest of herself and her family, friends and the Casselberry Police Department to dismiss the lawsuit.
“It doesn’t mean anything because you can’t take anything more away from us than what has been taken,” grandmother Maggie Cosmillo said in reference to her grandson’s condition.
Joey suffered brain damage and can no longer walk, talk or swallow. He lives in a nursing home and eats and breathes through tubes.
The boy’s grandmother said she hopes some good can come out of the attention the incident has garnered through the lawsuit.
“I just want someone to step forward (and) help this little boy. Let’s give him the best that he deserves,” Maggie Cosmillo said.
The lawsuit was filed against the advice of the Casselberry police chief. Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.
Previous Story:
- October 10, 2007: Officer Hurt On 911 Call Sues Family
tags:cop,lawsuit,brain damaged,baby,Cosmillo,David Heil,Andrea Eichhorn,drops,Casselberry,Florida,Satans Whore
2 comments October 12, 2007
