Nebraska State Senator Sues God

September 18, 2007 at 8:29 pm Leave a comment

Nebraska State Sen. Ernie Chambers, while trying to make a point about frivoulous lawsuits accuses God:

“of making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent.”

of causing “fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects and the like.”

The lawsuit also says that God has caused:

“calamitous catastrophes resulting in the wide-spread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants including innocent babes, infants, children, the aged and infirm without mercy or distinction.”

Detailing his attempts to contact the defendant, Chambers states:

“Plaintiff, despite reasonable efforts to effectuate personal service upon defendant ‘Come out, come out, wherever you are,’ has been unable to do so,'”

State Sen. Ernie Chambers Sues God

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