60-Year-Olds On Alleged Crime Spree Arrested In Vt.
Here we go again!
Old people running rampant, raising hell, making life miserable for us decent folk!
Hell, I’m afraid to go outside!
Police in Burlington, Vermont are accusing Paul and Michelle McElaney of credit card fraud after they were caught red-handed with stolen property purchased with credit cards from a stolen purse. However they believe that the “old bastards” may have been involved in similar crimes up and down the Eastern seaboard, their wicked acts stretching from Massachusetts to Florida. This isn’t surprising because old people “tend to congregate in hell-holes like Florida in order to plan out their heists.”
Police said they soon found the couple — who are in their early 60s — and charged them with six counts of fraud and possession of stolen property. But prosecutors said the charges may be only “the tip of the iceberg.”
People, I’ve been saying for years that old people can’t be trusted. And I think it’s about time that the authorities begin to take note. The only sensible solution is to round up these ne’er-do-wells and put them in some sort of “homes” where they can be watched and kept out of trouble. Day in and day out the newswires are filled with stories of senior citizens, or “O.G.’s” as they prefer to be called, looting and killing and not watering their lawn.
It’s like I’ve always said:
If you turn the other cheek, your just going to get kicked in the ass again.