Bloodied 70-year-old woman cuffed for having a brown lawn

September 19, 2007 at 9:31 pm 1 comment


Yet another gathering place for “O.G.’s” to mass and seethe while hatching plans which will, upon fruition, destroy the very foundations of this great country.

“Big Bad” Betty Perry (note the shifty eyes!)

70 year old Betty Perry, or Big Bad Betty as her gang calls her, has committed a breach of the public trust so heinous that I am hesitant to tell you about it, lest you lose faith in humanity forever. However, I feel that you must be informed of this sacrilege so that you can be aware of such things and be alert to such horrors in your own neighborhoods.

Betty’s water had been turned off for about nine months, resulting in her lawn turning brown due to lack of hydration. A CRIME TO THE GOOD PEOPLE OF OREM, UTAH! When the angelic and goodly Officer James Flygare (clad in the righteousness of the Lord) came to call Bad Betty to task for this grave infraction. She violently (and with malice aforethought) refused to give her name. The Brave Officer Flygare was having none of this tomfoolery and proceeded to handcuff this 70 year old scumbag. She needed a taste of justice to set her back upon the goodly path.

As reported by

During a struggle, Perry fell and injured her nose. She spent more than an hour in a holding cell before police released her.

Bloodied 70-year-old woman cuffed for having a brown lawn



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