Man Drags 71 Year Old Woman Across Parking Lot

September 21, 2007 at 9:57 pm 1 comment

An old woman was dragged across a parking lot in Lawrence, Indiana by her purse strap.

Apparently, Matthew Woods, 19, needed to borrow a few dollars to support his crack habit (I assume) but the selfish 71 year old unnamed woman refused to help him. So, like any good American, he grabbed her purse and dragged her across the pavement.

Matthew Woods, A Fine American

The woman’s greed, however, knew no bounds and she refused to let go. After several minutes, Woods was frightened by a passing car so he let go of the purse and got into his get-away car, driven by his sister Phebi Caston, 23.

An evil witness followed Woods and Caston and called police who arrested Caston. Woods has yet to be found. Police are anxious to find Mr. Woods so he can fill out a complaint against the woman concerning her refusal to render aid to his drug addiction (I assume).

The photo of Matthew Woods posted here was taken earlier this year when he was arrested on suspicion of vehicle theft (surely some sort of misunderstanding).

Robber Drags Woman, 71, Across Parking Lot

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  • 1. Joe  |  September 22, 2007 at 7:13 am

    I must admit that at aged 60 I have become increasingly selfish with my filthy lucre, and I would be brazen and shameless in my selfishness if someone wanted me to fund their aledged addiction to a substance that would induce me to drag an old woman across a carpark. Is crack really that good ? I’ve never been able to afford it myself.

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