Priest Didn’t Molest Children!

September 21, 2007 at 9:27 pm Leave a comment

OR: What Priests Do When
They Have No Kids To Molest.

Rev. George Chaanine, a Roman Catholic Priest from Our Lady of Las Vegas Catholic Church bashed a 54 year old woman in the head with a wine bottle. (There is no evidence that Jesus personally filled the bottle with wine.)

He is currently being held in Clark County Jail on $1 million bail pending Nov.1 sentencing. The felony battery charge carries a prison sentence of six to fifteen years. Curiously, this is also a common range of ages of victims of Catholic priests sick perversions.

The victim also claims that the holy father also sexually assaulted her, a claim which Chaanine denies (but who are you gonna believe, right?).

The CBS affiliate, KPHO News says:

The woman was a professional singer who performed with Engelbert Humperdinck and starred in “Folies Bergere” in the 1980s. She sang at the church and was hired by Chaanine in October as the parish events coordinator.

She accused Chaanine of hitting her in the head with a wine bottle Jan. 26, stomping on her hand, groping her and choking her until she began praying. She said he suddenly stopped and fled.



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