Indiana Church Has PORN SUNDAY!!

October 9, 2007 at 2:59 am 1 comment

Now I know what you’re thinking, but apparently it’s NOT a Catholic Priest child pornography trading meeting.

When I first heard about this I said, “Finally! A church for me!” But alas, like most everything in Christianity it was lies and deception.

This church called “The Crux” is actually trying to get people to STOP using porn! Yeah, I know! It’s sick, what they’re doing, and it’s UNAMERICAN!!

theINDYchannel.com reports:

Despite being the son of a pastor, Donny Paulding grew tired of what he called judgment and got swept up into porn addiction.

“When I was growing up in church, it was pretty judgmental and condescending. I grew to hate Christians,” Paulding said. “Part of the reason I went into porn was to rub it in the faces of the people of my past.”

Me and ol’ Donny have a lot in common! I also have grown to hate most Christians, and I like rubbing porn in places other than the faces of other people, but Hey! whatever gets your rocks off!

The story goes on to say:

“It’s something that everybody struggles with at some level,” said Nicole Suter, who attends The Crux.

Yeah! As soon as I get home, I’m going to “struggle” with some porn for about 20 minutes then fall into a blissful sleep. (I wonder what Nicole Suter looks like…)

As far as I know, there has been no talk of a “Masturbation Monday” follow-up.

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  • 1. Porn » Indiana Church Has PORN SUNDAY!!  |  October 9, 2007 at 3:40 am

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